am-i-perfectyet:
staff:
howellester:
do you ever just wonder what the tumblr workers think of us
we think you’re all a bunch of idiots
oh
(via thighgap-hipbones)
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a bizarre activity. “For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.” If you didn’t know what sleep was, and you had only seen it in a science fiction movie, you would think it was weird and tell all your friends about the movie you’d seen. “They had these people, you know? And they would walk around all day and be okay? And then, once a day, usually after dark, they would lie down on these special platforms and become unconscious. They would stop functioning almost completely, except deep in their minds they would have adventures and experiences that were completely impossible in real life. As they lay there, completely vulnerable to their enemies, their only movements were to occasionally shift from one position to another; or, if one of the ‘mind adventures’ got too real, they would sit up and scream and be glad they weren’t unconscious anymore. Then they would drink a lot of coffee.” So, next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you’re in a science fiction movie. And whisper, ‘The creature is regenerating itself.”
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
city-of-runes:
clockwork-instrument:
ohmyjace:
walkintowonderland:
boringmundanes:
outshine-th3-stars:
marry the guy who sent you this or you’re an idiot
I wrote this myself. ohoh if only.
Sofia you are so talented xx
I still love it so much! Thank you
Oh wow. I love this so much. Wish this would happen in real…
Oh my goodness if a boy said this to me I would just die. This is wonderful. :)
(via professional-home-wrecker)
